A “haven’t posted anything to Instagram in a really long time” selfie
Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with
It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”
Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask
Hey guys! So I’ve been gone for—-a long time, sorry about that. Still in NYC looking for a job. BUT I’m still loving the city, and I’m so happy I’m here.
Moving into an apartment in the next couple of weeks, exciting.
Went on a date a couple of weeks ago with a guy I met on Hinge. The date went really well, and we seemed to hit it off, and he seemed to want to see me again, but I haven’t heard from him in a week and a half. So.
Also I just downloaded Tinder, so we’ll see how that goes.
How to combat anxiety
Now that I think about it, why isn’t A stalking the girls amongst a variety of social media and messaging platforms. Like, they get Twitter DMs from A, A reblogs all their tumblr posts with bitchy comments, they swipe right for a dude on Tinder (or a lady in Em’s case), only to get the first message from them saying “(S)Wipe that smile off your face, I’m everywhere bitches. -A” You’re just missing opportunities, A. Get on that cross-platform cyberbullying.
"I’m so glad you came to help me. Your art knowledge is really useful. Knowing Bethany liked Chagall will definitely help us figure out who killed her."